heres a bunch of crap that i think

A little back ground about me

hey my name is ben i smashed my firs guitar on friday night cause i got pissed at my mom and her fucking out rageous claims. so any way it was cool it split right in half and part of the fucking thing flew up and almost hit me in my face. dont worry kids it was only a body of a peavey guitar it had no pick ups or any thing in it.

yeah so any way soon i'm gonna buy a marshcall half stack and paint scooby doo and shaggy on it i figured out every thing about scooby doo man ok her it goes....

Scooby and shaggy are stoners and scooby snacks are either mushrooms our doobie snacks

fred like daffney

dafney likes fred

thelma likes daffney

there i figured it out


Goonies never say DIE
yeah they dont






okay you know tat movie the goonies? that movie explains my life. its like i'm always looking for something and i'm always goin threw all theseobsatcles to get there and when i finnally reach it and it looks like i'm in the home stretch.......the fucking pirate ship takes off with all the treasure and i'm stuck with some dude named sloth whoes mom dropped him on his head.

a great man once said a man is only as good as his instrument, thats cool becuase he could only play the spoons